Stop, look around you right now and start counting the silly ways in which you could die. Me, die a silly death you exclaim, indignant. Please. My friends and I used to go skateboarding near the rattlesnake pit at the local zoo and we made it out alive, no way am I meeting the grim reaper by slipping on a marble on the floor, or bashing my head on the corner of a pointy table.
Sure, sure, of course. You’re one of the smart ones, and have such incredible control over your body that it would take more than a marble and brief second of stupidity to off you. Though, the fact you just mentioned skateboarding and a rattlesnake pit confirms 100% that the Darwin Awards were created for someone such as yourself. [Read more…]