
- ‘Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died.’ Steven Wright
- ‘Listen, here’s the thing. If you can’t spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker.’ The movie Rounders (1998)
- ‘Yes, I think poker really isn’t gambling’. Al Alvarez
- ‘Bluffing. The word is bluffing.’ Charles Van Doren – Quiz Show (1994)
- ‘Don’t try to eat these so called “chips.”‘ [Playing poker, choking on poker game chips] Homer Simpson
- ‘I just want to get drunk, *fucked up*, and play some cards!’ David – 40 Year Old Virgin, 2005
- ‘Gets down to what it’s all about, doesn’t it? Making the wrong move at the right time…Like life, I guess. You’re good, kid, but as long as I’m around you’re second best. You might as well learn to live with it.’ Lancey Howard – The Cincinnati Kid
- ‘I’ve always had confidence, but I never let my ego get to the point that I think I’m the superstar, because I know that ego has destroyed many a poker career.’ The Mighty Puck
- ‘Three card brag is a simple form of poker; you are dealt only three cards and these you can’t change. If you don’t look at your cards you’re a `blind man’ and you only put in half the stake. Three of any kind is the highest you can get: the odds are four hundred and twenty-five to one. Then it’s a running flush – you know, all the same suit running in order; then a straight, then a flush, then a pair, and finally whatever the highest card you are holding. There are some tell-tale signs that are valuable; I am not going to tell you them because it took me long enough to learn them, but these can only help a player, not make one. So you want to play?’ Eddie – Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels
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